I live in a nonexistent town in New York and work at a clearly fictitious job. And this fellow here is my co-worker, Mr. Good Will. Pay no attention to our unlikely names! On quiet nights we get together with a whole bunch of other suspiciously named friends from nonexistent places and make thousands of $25 credit-card donations to Barack Obama over the Internet. I know, it sounds like a strange hobby, but we’ve already donated thousands, maybe millions! Even we aren’t sure!
Some people might wonder if this is sort of thing is legal. They may even suggest that we’re deliberately donating small amounts under fake names to avoid getting caught by the Federal Election Commission. Are we even American citizens? Or are we shady foreign nationals illegally donating money to manipulate a Presidential election?
Those are all really good questions, but fortunately for us, Mr. Obama really doesn’t care!
In fact, our pal Obama does his best to keep everything quiet so no one raises a fuss about our harmless little game. Oh, sometimes we get a little too generous and the mean ol’ FEC makes him send us back some of that money. But, hey, we flash him a big wink and send it right back to him as soon as no one is looking. We just love him that much! And he loves us too! It’s a new kind of politics!
Obama has been asked to provide the names of his contributors and he has refused (which is his right, provided the donations are under $200 dollars).
McCain has disclosed all of his contributors, regardless of dollar amounts.
Barack Obama is a man who only won his political positions by uncovering voter fraud and petition fraud, thus removing all competition so that he could run and win unopposed.
They say that the person who is most likely to be able to commit the perfect murder would be a prosecuting attorney or forensic cop (if you don’t count OJ, that is). One can only wonder what the Obama camp may have learned while uncovering the nefarious antics of others …