The Democrats’ have some wonderful plans in store for us. Just in case you were planning on, you know, saving for retirement or something ridiculous like that they have this unbelievable plan to convert private 401k’s retirement accounts into an even stupider version of Social Security:
“In exchange for $600 from Uncle Sam, you agree to give 5 percent of your income to them each year, which they will increase at 3 percent per year. You die, the government gets half. Some deal.”
I can’t believe they’d even consider this, but it’s true. Why would they do such a thing? Because they’ve wasted and squandered the Social Security funds that they already force us all to pay. And now, dammit, they’re sick and tired of all you deadbeats socking away that wonderful, delicious money instead of giving them the nice big share they so richly deserve! Money works so much better when it’s spread around, you see.
They have other plans, too. For example, Barney Frank just announced that come they’re going to pass a plan to raise taxes to pay for lots more spending. Oh, and they want to cut military spending by 25% too. Because we’re not, like, fighting any wars or anything important like that.
Yep, for Frank,Pelosi and Reid and their pals it’ll all be smooooth sailing as soon as both houses of Congress are completely controlled by the Democrats. They’re just hangin’ loose and chillin’ until January when Obama assumes office and that last pesky bit of disagreement is gone.
Of course, if McCain were to win, their wonderful plans for us would fall apart…
But, no, that’s just silly! It’s impossible!
