I’m sure we all have taken appropriate household measures
to deal with the Coming Apocalypse. But suppose civilization crumbles
while you’re at work? What then? Are you resigned to cowering
helplessly in your cubicle until they come for you? Cower no longer! Thanks to the Office Bricolage Contest you too can make deadly weapons from common office supplies!
Just for self-defense, of course.
(via the often-interesting-but-politically-really-dumb BoingBoing)