That Saddam Hussein was really a stand-up sort of guy. Turns out that all along he was protecting unsuspecting Londoners from the scourge of stampeding cattle. Apparently they were even using radio listening devices and telephoto lenses to make sure London homes and offices were kept safe from those angry cows that might sneak in and moo in threatening ways. They also kept a sizable stock of guns just in case they didn’t respond to negotiation. If England is overrun with herds of violent bovines it’s ALL BUSH’S FAULT!