Everyone stand back! He’s got a butter knife!
And school district wants the parents to be grateful because they didn’t expel him.
Every time something stupid like this happens the administrators inevitably cop out and claim their hands are tied. So I’m wondering, if schools insist on rules so stringent, inflexible, and mechanically implied that no human interpretation is required or allowed, then why do they keep paying the school administrators? There’s obviously nothing left for them to do.
via today’s Best of the Web